I will be a pet dog in my next life | I vow to be a dog in my next life, and I hope my shit-sweeper is you!

If everything is based on the premise of meeting a

gentle, caring, considerate and good owner like me

I also want to become a dog in my next life

Find a sunny day

Be with the owner Get up and do some extreme sports

Go parachuting

Go hang gliding

Life should be enjoyed

You don’t need to bring your legs when you go out

You can look cute even if you carry it on the owner’s back

No matter how you carry it, you will be praised by others

But when you are still a human being

Try trying to be carried shopping on someone else's back

You will probably be overwhelmed with blank stares

If you can be a dog in your next life

Then all PS software is no longer needed

You can take cute photos no matter what you want

No need to beautify your face at all

The most important thing is

You no longer have to worry about whether you have money when traveling

Just bring four legs to climb the mountain.

Just bring a pair of eyes to see the scenery.

Soon there will be a lot of people crying that they are not as good as dogs

(But we really are not as good as dogs)

When I was filming people waiting for meals,

I would be praised for being good and obedient.

But why am I waiting in line for meals now?

Why no one praises me for being good?

People also jump in line from time to time.

Okay

In fact, the above are nothing.

These are just small benefits

The following is the key point

If I can become a dog

First of all, I can knock down all kinds of presidents

Whether it is all the muscles in my body. You can knock down a handsome handsome man

, a young and handsome old bald royal prince

or a handsome young man with millions of fans

, and even if you knock them down

you will get extremely doting looks in return

The naked domineering president fell in love with me

Imagine if I were to knock them down now

They would probably be shot into a sieve by machine guns before they even got close

If I were lucky

If you were born into a celebrity's family,

the friends around you are either celebrities or Internet celebrities

or elegant young ladies

I silently thought about the friends around me

We have joined hands to transform from the humble teenagers

I have become a mature adult

Now I have taken fresh little steps

towards middle age

If I become a small dog

, I can sleep anywhere without restraint

The only thing you can't think of is that you can't sleep.

Of course, there is no possibility in this life.

Otherwise, try sleeping on the computer desk.

Your father won't slap you.

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If you become a dog

you can pick up handsome guys without restraint

What about David Beckham

What about Andy Lau and Wang Leehom

Win in minutes

Of course

Maybe when you reach the peak of your life,

you can walk down the red carpet with the youth of several generations

But now

it is better to quietly scroll through Weibo or Moments

Having said so much

Think about it, it would be great if I could be a dog in the next life

Of course, the premise is to meet a good owner

(like my uncle)

Finally, a warm reminder

The cold wave is coming

Every dog parent and dog mom should not only keep your furry children warm

When you meet the poor strays

if you can't give them a home

just give them a piece of clothing and a bowl of food

plus a good boy and a pat on the head